• buk me djath me domate me ullinj
• “go buy 1kg of cheese” “i bardhë apo kaçkavall”
• that one girl who voices like every female villain in albanian dubs of cartoons
• byrek me gjizë
• all old people who live alone having the same kind of cupboard. u know the one
• FUCKING HITHRA
• sallatë me qep me domate
• “sa e ke orën”
• if his name is kevi or greisi he’s a manwhore
•zogu ma i mir pi krejtve
• kapsollat super zeus
• winx club and dragon ball being polar opposites
• remember revista pëllumbat like if ur a tru 2006 kid
• a keni pas drita? as in, both the timeless facebook page and that one neighbour asking you that
• neighbours being friendly is the albanian equivalent of alliances in the hunger games
• vendlindje. why did we even have that in fifth grade whats the point they only taught about tirana but ¾ of the classroom was born in korça
• seee vaaaajzat bëhen plakaaaaaaa riniiiaaa moj nuk vjen mëëëë
• everyone knows at least one kid called blendi and he’s usually the class’ pretty boy
• “me ça e ke bukën” “ti e merr bukën nga shpia?”
• “s'ka pushim të gjatë sot” *everyone starts crying*
• everything’s in opposing teams. tirona vs partizani. saliu vs rama. portokalli vs apartamenti 2xl
• since i mentioned portokalli, those who watch 2xl instead have a superiority complex over those who watch portokalli. theyre right tho portokalli went to shit why did they fire the tall guy
• literally every albanian meme comes from portokalli
• pishkashi
• when sali berisha left PD and everyone cried
• when fjordi and adelaida broke up and true love was over forever
• taulanti kërkon një motër, mengjeze lufte and tomka dhe shokët e tij. the original albanian superwholock god bless our old movies
• MIMI LLASTICA THE LEGEND
• calling the only male teacher in the entire school zysh
• on fridays we eat fasule
• mish me patate. mish me presh. mish me lakra. mish me bamje. mish me mashurka. mish me thjerëza. mish me turli. every day for lunch we have mish me every fucking thing. sometimes byrek me hithra if we’re lucky
• waking up at 7 am to watch tom and jerry when we were like 7
• gjirokastrit being a synonym for kurrnac
• THE LEGENDARY DUB OF SHREK 1 WHERE SAIMIRI I FIKS FARE VOICED THE DONKEY AND EVERY FUCKING ALBANIAN DIALECT WAS SPOKEN
• suffering through ekskluzive to watch portokalli. fucking portokalli
• ismail kadare
• people acting like knowing migjeni and asdreni’s real names was the pinnacle of intelligence. millosh gjergj nikova and aleksandër stavre drenova what the fuck guys we learnt this in fifth grade
• that one girl in every class who thinks she can speak turkish bc she watched an episode of menekshe dhe halili once
• ^same but spanish and forca e fatit
• BIDAI
• when it snows and everyone flips the fuck out
• fucking torta e pavarësisë how did i forget torta e pavarësisë
• “shqiponja dy krenare ka dy koka prej metalurgjikut të elbasanit”
• KUQ E ZI OE OE
• if u dont have at least one relative in fier are u really albanian
• malet me blerim mbuluar something something *stomps violently* BUM
• mamica
• HEEEEEEEKRA COPA LAVATRICE
• that guy with the dajre
• mollët starkinga
• “të shpërlaftë mortja”
• our precious relationship with greece and serbia
• EEEEERDHI UUUUJI
• if ur korçar it’s required by law to play mandolin and guitar. it is law
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